Breaking: Abuja Woman’s Vag!na Disappears

Palpable tension grows in the Federal Capital Territory, Abuja following the trending disappearance of the private parts of men and women respectively.

A woman’s vag!na has reportedly got stolen at the Federal Secretariat, Abuja.

De Erudite Media gathered that luck ran out of the suspect who was immediately arrested, while the victim was taken to the hospital.

Meanwhile, in attempts to confirm the incident, the victim was taken into a Police Secretariat in the estate, where she was examined by two policewomen who said a finger couldn’t penetrate her because the place had been blocked.

The culprit was also said to have admitted to the crime.

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